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Wednesday, 31 January 2007

Nice and funny videos

Just got this from My Youtube surfing



Daily Show - Who The Fuck Are You



Bill Gates on the Daily Show



UK Apple Get a Mac Ad : Virus



Get a Mac UK - Tentacle



Windows Vista Launch

Tuesday, 30 January 2007

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Monday, 29 January 2007

Class com meeting

Hi everyone, sry about the two tech posts previously, I did not noe what to put so I put some tech staff. Today, the class com had a meeting and we NEED a Class Slogan ASAP .

NCC LAND Update

WOW so surprising lor Part A intake this year ROCKS men, 22 people came and that is like more then Part B and C combined. Part B n C damn embarrassing lor. Their drills are up to standard for the Part A as they are new comers. But the only thing that we can question is that would the standard remain after Sir Kelvin or Andy do not come for a few parades.

Saturday, 27 January 2007

Anyone wanting to buy Vista

Hi everyone, Windows Vista is coming out and what r your comments about it? Windows Vista min specs are as followed

1 GB RAM
1GHz of processor
128mb of graphic ram with pixel shader 2.0
15GB free space
DVD drive

Windows Vista Desktop Windows Vista Aero User ExperienceWindows Vista Start Search Windows Vista Documents Explorer Windows Vista Glass ColorizationWindows Vista Instant Search Windows Vista Glass Colorization

Maxdirectory

Dear all website publishers and website owners, here is an way to make your website stand out from others. It is a way to gain some attraction in the online world.It is something called website directory submission. It is a service provided by some websites for you to submit your website in their website directory so that people in the world can find your website using their directory. This is the website I recommend you to submit your website to.

web directory

This is the website that I had submitted website to before. But the website is not very up yet, it only has a few websites in a few cag. with some cags with no websites in them totally. The main problem I foresee and I hope they improve on is the fees that are associated with having to submit your website to their directory. It is an hefty $5 for standard listing and a hefty $10 for Express Listings. Ok, lets talk about the benefits of the express listing.

The difference between Express Listing and Standard Listing

The main difference between the express and standard listing is that they provide a better service for you when you apply for an express listing instead of the standard listing. Your link would be approved in 3-7 days and your link would be below the express listing if you apply for the standard listing. However, if you apply for express listing, your link would be approved by 22-24 hours which is quite fast and your link would be on top of all other links. In both cases, if your link is not approved, your money would be fully refunded.

They have an list if rules before your link can be approved, so look carefully through it before you submit it to them.

Articles

They also feature articles from different websites. They also include the website link and the Pr of their website. There are some interesting articles for some of you to read. check it out.

All right, shall end of here, check them out.

Friday, 26 January 2007

Another Video again

Wow another video of the English teacher. This was filmed by MZ from his mother's N6280
phone. Nicole so scared of her still hiding her MP3 after she allow GT to use the HP. Then TY and WB using CK's MP3 to listen to songs, she don't even care. She is a great teacher but the prob is that she nags and talks to softly and does not take jokes


The side view of her in the class
The Video

Thursday, 25 January 2007

Recovery Day

Hi everyone, I noe that some of you might be pissed off because I placed Tech stuff in the earlier post, sry about that.

Anyway, I was sick yesterday and today I am on my way to recovery when I had insider news that SY fell sick and I am quite sure that the news is Fake as people say that she is not sick What stupid and bad news Noel gave.
Then tmr still got parade, sick of it la Wednesday already have for Part B and tmr still must have the wonder people say NCC Land is damn tiring one lor. But I hope there is a change of plans for Part B after they reading my blog.

My Dream PC

Sry talk a bit of tech here but not so chim now. My dream pc would be this Dell PC man!!! This PC is quad core which means it is a pure horsepower

Processor : Intel® Core™2 Extreme QX6700 (8MB,3.2GHz Factory overclocked)
Memory : 4GB Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 667MHz - 4 DIMMs
Free express upgrade to Windows Vista
Hard Drive : 1.5TB Performance RAID 0 (2 x 750GB SATA 3Gb/s 7200 RPM HDDs)
CD :
Dual Drives: 16x DVD-ROM Drive + 16x DVD+/-RW w/ dbl layer write capable
Monitor : No need have one 19 inch
Video Card : Dual NVIDIA® GeForce® 8800 GTX, 768 MB
Sound card : Sound Blaster® X-Fi™ XtremeMusic (D) Sound Card
Games : Electronic Arts - Battlefield 2142
Microsoft - Flight Simulator X Standard
Microsoft - Age of Empires III
Power : 1 kilowatt Power Supply

Price : $5,760!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is freaking ex man but the specs are good so maybe worth buying

Tuesday, 23 January 2007

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Monday, 22 January 2007

The English Teacher

WOW today is a funny and interesting day. We had lots of fun and chaos in the English class. MZ, GT,me ate chewing gum in front of her and she did not notice it. Then GT took her handphone and started taking a video of the old women from different angles and we gave her nickname called "Act cute but not cute teacher".

Mandy and MZ started playing songs loudly but the old hag did not even hear it, she is totally deaf one lol. MZ even played the aeroplane ringtone and stood beside her and she still did not notice anything. And the old teacher wears her specs like some kind of tooot, people is pants low she is specs low.

Sitting arrangement

Since everyone is not happy with the sitting arrangement, you can tell Mrs Peters about it. Dione the ass, has drawn the entire thing on the white board but just ignore her. She plan whatever she wants and even the class com is not really happy about it. You think the class would like it ? I think NO!!!!

Thursday, 18 January 2007

Class chaos

OMG today was suppose to be the official day which we kick start the class seating arrangement. But somehow or another, many people are not v happy about the seating arrangement. Thus the seating arrangement was like shit today. But I still like the seating today's arrangement.

U noe why some of the people r fed up with the seating arrangements because Dione is the mastermind of the entire thing. She would DEFINITELY slide the girls and would put the seating arrangement in favor of the girls. Thus the boys are seating at places that they do not like. Hacks la so sad that the girls r the dominating ones in the class so too bad 4 us.

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

Class Committee meeting

Hi everyone, we had our Class Committee meeting today, we talked about lots of things like Class sitting arrangement, notice board, Class gathering, Class Fund, the noisy English class and many more.

First about the sitting arrangement, we decided to have the previous Mr Foo Chee Yuan's classroom sitting arrangement. Three people per row and the class is divided into three sections and in each section have 4 rows. Don't understand? NVM U will noe when the class sitting is arranged tmr.

Second is the notice board. Mrs Peters want us to decorate the notice board with anything that we want BUT NO dirty stuff pls!!!

Third is the Class gathering, Mrs Peter say that we can have our class gathering either on valentine day or Chinese New Year. (Notice This is a joke Do not take it seriously) I prefer it to be held on the valentine day so that I can invite SY to the Class gathering as a friend and propose to her. :) (JK) So which date do you want the class gathering to be held? type your choice in the CBox and I will tell Wen Bin 4 u.

Next is the Class Fund. Mrs Peters say that all of you contribute $2 per month, is that OK with all of you? Price is negotiable.

And finally the noisy English Class. Priseilla is so brave man!!! She stood up and say that the class is noisy because the class could not hear her and then lost interest in the subject thus everyone start talking. This is quite true, Mrs Peters would encourage her to use the microphone in the future or she have to swallow a microphone like me so that her voice is louder and more clear.

Funny Day today!!

The class is so funny today also, Noel and I have been talking about the song" I Want To F*** U" by Akon. The part of the lyrics goes like that: ( Notice I only take the Nice parts not the entire song.)

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna fuck you, you already know, i wanna fuck you, you already kno

[Verse 1: Plies]
I wanna sit u ????
and show u what a real nigga wit money do
I'm caked up and well respected wit shit to prove
to be straight up with cha I wanna fuck u
I'm a street nigaa so u kno I aint ???
want u to bust it open so I can drop tht dick in ya
I'm thug nd x-rated plus I'm a real nigga
I wanna lay tht pussy I dont want ur fone numba
I wanna take u to the crib and fuck u to sleep
I let u get a lil rest and wake u up and beat
I bet a stack u aint met a nigga fuck betta than me
and I have bitches swear 2 god I was on three

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Snoop]
Money in the air as mo feel grad you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,
dont tell, wont tell, baby said I dont talk dogg but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture wit me, what the flick gon do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u,
if u pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you,
I'm stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip ridinin them poles and them doors is tight
and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life.

[Verse 3: Plies]
Let me fill u up wit liquor and fuck it out cha,
lay u flat on ur back and get tht noise out ya,
feel it in ya stomach tearin tht back up out cha
I wanna hear u moan baby I wanna hear u holla,
dont worry about ya hair do I'll shoot u a few dollas,
just when u start ridin me get on them toes for me,
I dont like a quiet fuck so tell me how u want it,
u needa act like its yurr dick while u on it,
I kno I'mma freak baby nd im luvin dat,
now I needa get u on the same level where im at,
but when I get ya out there aint no turnin back,
and I'mma take u from likin' it to lovin sex.

[Chorus]

[Verse 4: Plies]
And if the pussy good I'll fuck ya a week straight,
and meet ya at ya crib and fuck u on ya lunch break,
cuz I'mma stay up in dat pussy till ur numb babe,
and put tears in yur eyes and a smile on ya face,
gimme dat pussy one time thts all it takes,
and I'mma treat u like a big girl okayy,
and I can tell u even then i can see ya legs shake,
and at tht point imma give it to u all the way,
cuz I'mma make u wanna fuck me erryday,
fuck me at ya own risk is wht I'm tryenna say,
cuz I'mma have ur nose? wide open after dis,
nd make ur panties get wet wen u think about the dick,
u wanna leave me alone but u cant quit,
wheneva I aint in that pussy u feel sick,
the more times I get it the better it get,
so next time u see me think about dis.

[Chorus]

[Verse 5: Akon]
Shorty I can see u aint lonely handfull of niggas n they all got cheese,
so u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,
tryin get u up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
throwin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cuz I'm far from a scrub,
u kno my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines,
girl I spend money like it dont mean nuthin n besides I got a thing for u.

[Chorus]

[Verse 6: Snoop]
Mobbin' through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin),
birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see u (baby I see u),
its cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck,
ur body is movin' u humpin' n jumpin' ur titties is bouncin' u smilin' n grinin' n lookin at me.

[Verse 7: Akon]
Girl n while your looking at me im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,
baby u got a phatty the type i like to marry wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda scary,
cuz I'm lovin the way you shake your ass , bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,
lil' mully dont get caught up to fast but i got a thing for you.

[Chorus x2]

[Akon:] Girl...

Sunday, 14 January 2007

CCA day

OMG the CCA day was fun and cool. The Guides helped us to get Sec 1 Ncc Landers. Especially Shi Ying, don't noe her but I noe her as my senior. She passed me a Sec 1 boy to me and I was walking past her. She talked to me in so cute voice, she is so cute and pretty. Got to thank them for the great help in getting people in Ncc land.

The UG march was cool too, all the UG pupils were so organized but the damn Volleyball people so extra come and add on and make the march so sucky.

As for the intake, I think that 20 people as intake for 2007 for UG is like so little. Just Imagine, Sec 1 intake for 2006 was 25 (I think so) and the number of people attending it was like 12 for school days and for the school holidays the worst attendance can be like me alone. :( Bloody hell Part B cadets always don' come and only come for test. anyway I cannot control them they don't come not my damn problem. Ask them to come so many times they don't listen so what can the specs do also. The attendence like shit and if this continue Mrs How would seriously wound up our damn CCA as she warned us already.

And Finally Sir Kelvin say that he would be gone for something for three months and that is great news for some and bad news to others. And anyway when are we going to get our promotion rank?

Hi everyone

Hi everyone I am Chew Jek Hui. I know that all of
you hate me to talk about tech staff, so this is my personal blog which I am write about my life and not tech staff anymore. So no tech staff here only at http://saferpc.blogspot.com.

Saturday, 13 January 2007

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Monday, 8 January 2007

Boston Lawyer

Today I am going to review a website that is mostly catered to the people in Boston. No worries, people whom are not from Boston still can read this review.

Boston Personal Injury Lawyer

It might seem a bit of dry to you guys whom are not in Boston or whom are not interested in hiring a lawyer, but do feel free to read this review if you were to find this review online. This is an review of an website that provides lawyer services to the people of Boston. How nice of them. Here is my review of them, what I feel of them and how they can improve their services. I am not saying that they are very bad, but everyone has an weakness. Just read this review.

Boston personal injury attorney

This is an website that helps people with lawsuits. So if you have any, you might want to approach them. However, I think they only help people with regards to personal matters and normally not the big cases. So, if yours is a big one, you might have to approach some other firms.

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They also have Testimonials on what others may think or say about them. Not bad, so there would not be any issues about the quality of their service once you engage them. So, if you are not happy, you might not even hire them in the first place. The words are purely from the customers and they are not biased. So no fears.

Thursday, 4 January 2007

Custom Writing

Do you need someone to help you write something? While you are in luck, because I am going to feature one very good website that is willing to do it for you.

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Because they have a bunch of very nice people who are willing to write for you. The best part is that they are all people with god english.

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Gambling is so common now, it is dominating the tourism industry and is the key revenue of blogs and websites and even countries. More and more casino websites are popping up like crazy. I do not blame you if you cannot find the best casino website that suits your taste and liking.

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